averruncusho:earhartsease:flugelwhisper:one-million-cats:weedmum:stygianzinogre:crimson–peach:
averruncusho:earhartsease:flugelwhisper:one-million-cats:weedmum:stygianzinogre:crimson–peach:weedmum:When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheesethis happens way more frequently than you think, i assure youWell if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheesewho goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese This is why y'allIt would also probably help if they stopped putting goddamn fruit in cheese cranky because you mistakenly bit into a bar of soap that you thought was cheese, aren’t youI would never bite into anything that looked like cheese and had even a hit of fruit about it. “Cheese with cranberry” can go fuck itself -- source link