edwarddespard:pilferingapples:texasuberalles:pilferingapples:playthatsadtrombone:Bahorel, a noir det
edwarddespard:pilferingapples:texasuberalles:pilferingapples:playthatsadtrombone:Bahorel, a noir detective who can take a punch and throw one better. Pocket that rod, jailbird. Man up and kiss me with your fist.WOW I logged back on just in time, didn’t I?Bahorel would be a horrible noir detective of course, the setting would be all bleak and fatalistic and he’d just be sitting there with his waistcoat screwing up all the color valuesThe Official Dame Of Seduction walks in and puts the moves on him and just YEP LET’S GO WITH THATDon’t bother tailing the Mysterious Contact just drink him under the table and rifle through his pocketsand in the end it turns out of course he figure it out like five minutes into the case because come on there were only like three people involved and one’s the victim but he charges by the hour and he has friends who need bail moneyWhat I’m saying is I would watch the paint off this show.This would, and I am not even joking, make a friggin’ awesome send-up of Milleresque Noir comics. Set it in a horrible Sin City den of filth and depravity, where all the personalities are shades of grey and everything else is drawn in black and white except for Bahorel, whose screaming scarlet coat is the only color and whose dialogue is the only joy and thrill in the whole sordid joint.Wait no I really want this now, my art style is not AT ALL suited for it and I want it, at least a page or two, wow.*hurls it into the intervoids in hope of it randomly finding the right artist *I…cannot remember the last time I wanted anything more than this.Bahorel barrelling through a film noir landscape, bellowing where everyone is murmuring around a cigarette dangling out the side of their mouths, wearing shouty colours, refusing to take a hardboiled bleak look at the world…The anti-noir hero wrecks havoc. I would pay ANYTHING for this to be a real show. -- source link
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