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jumpingjacktrash:rhiannon-langley:huddlewaddle:mephistophelianrabbit:mousathe14:ankoku37:brianthuff:Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”“You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”I CANT BREATHEThis is even better than the last time I reblogged this.@talesfromadisembodiedvoice@pacifistkerrthe absolute best bits come from alternating 20′s and 1′s, though.stealth: 1GM: “you trip over your shoelace and fall loudly throught the curtain. the prince and the queen are staring at you. the prince draws his sword.”player: “uhh, i meant to do that.” *arnold voice* “COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.”bluff: 20GM: “hamlet nods seriously and the queen grabs her bugout bag”player: “i can’t get an old lady out the way i came in, it’ll have to be the hallway. i’ll jump the guard. i have the element of surprise.”attack roll: 1GM: “you bounce the door off the guard’s boot as you throw it open and smack yourself in the face. that’s your surprise round. the guard has initiative.”player: “doesn’t hamlet get a readied action from when he was about to stab me? i won’t take my action, i’ll just assist him.”assist roll: 20GM: “expecting the guard to open the door and come after you, you drop to your knees. he trips over you, and hamlet lays him out cold. ‘you’ll have a knighthood for this, friend,’ hamlet says.”player: *thoughtfully contemplates dice* “you know what, i’m gonna let the prince take over the escape plan from here.” -- source link