tatturmemes: What are you to me (check all that apply)?[] A stranger.[] No one important.[] An ant u

tatturmemes: What are you to me (check all that apply)?[] A stranger.[] No one important.[] An ant under my boot.[] A pet.[] A toy to mess with. [] A source of entertainment.[] Someone I would like to fuck. [] Someone of romantic interest to me. [] Other (will specify). Where did I meet you? [] In a club/at a bar.[] On the streets.[] I found your lost dog and brought it back to you. (Actually, I just used that as an excuse to come up to your door.)[] I stole someone’s phone and found your contact information.[] In a graveyard. [] In your apartment, making myself at home.[] In your kitchen where you found me rifling through your fridge.[] In your bed. It was comfortable, by the way. [] That one time I was swimming in a pool of blood. [] One of your friends arranged a meeting with you. [] I don’t even care where we met.[] Other (will specify). I think you (check all that apply): [] Are a waste of molecular matter. [] Are strange, odd, and/or weird.[] Would look good covered in blood.[] Would make a nice hood ornament. [] Would taste good with a bit of red wine. [] Are easy prey. [] Are not worth my time. [] Need to get me a pie before I shank you. [] Are obnoxious. [] Are fun to tease/mess with/scare. [] Try too hard to gain my attention. [] Are asking for trouble. [] Are wasting my time having to fill this out for you.[] Are my worst enemy reincarnated. [] Are late.  Where’s my sandwich?[] Are one of life’s greatest mysteries. [] Other (will specify). If you kissed me?[] I would smile and laugh. [] It would be a quickie. [] It would involve tongue. [] It would be aggressive.[] I would softly bite your lip.[] I would explore your neck and jaw.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember what happened last time?[] I’d say that’s awkward…[] I’d be shocked. [] I would slap you. [] I would push you away gently.[] I would shove you away harshly. [] We wouldn’t. [] Lol no.[] You would lose your tongue in a few seconds.[] Other (will specify).If you were caught in an explosion, I would:[] Laugh in amusement. [] Tell you to stop being a drama queen.[] Check to see how injured you were. [] Get upset that your blood got on my clothes.[] Steal your wallet while you’re distracted with your broken limb.[] Take your kidney while you’re passed out. [] Pick you up and hang you by the legs in a nearby tree. (To ensure you don’t get hit by a car?) [] Leave you there to die. [] There was an explosion? If I saw you right now, I would: [] Steal your kidney.[] Stab you with my knife. [] Poke you in the eye.[] Move into your apartment to piss you off.[] Make you take my dog for a walk and hope you give her a bath as well.[] Give you a hug while I whisper death threats in your ear. [] Push you into oncoming traffic. [] Tell my boyfriend “That’s the one who gave me a black eye!” [] Yell at you. [] Do nothing.[] Other (will specify). What I want from you (check all that apply): [] A good laugh at your expense. [] One of your limbs. [] To test this questionable liquid substance.[] A kiss.[] Sex. [] To be my bitch. [] My money back.[] To kiss my ass (figuratively). [] To kiss my ass (literally).[] To get hit by a car while I film it. [] A sandwich. [] A conversation. [] Your blood. [] Your soul. [] A date.[] To just shut up.[] To just go away. [] To give my dog a walk and a bath. [] Your wallet.[] Other (will specify). -- source link

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