isozyme:pre-golgatha: long hair, eyes visiblerome: short hair, invented sunglasses a thousand years

isozyme:pre-golgatha: long hair, eyes visiblerome: short hair, invented sunglasses a thousand years earlyERGO crowley dealt with his sadness in the way of the gays: he cut off his hair and put on some shadesbefore anyone comes to well actually my extremely potent evidence that crowley is a homosexual, 1) long hair was cool on men in first century rome (it was still hot to look like alexander the great), thus the only reason for crowley to chop off his carefully-tended locks is that he was bummed that aziraphale was still toeing the line on heaven’s bullshit and there’s only so many ways the gays know how to cope with stress and 2) i know nero was supposed to have watched gladiators through an emerald lens but come on folks, the source on that is pliny the elder and he doesn’t say that there was any sort of frame on it, so at best nero was holding a green rock up to his face and squinting.  crowley came up with sunglasses because he couldn’t handle his emotions.  this man is one of us. -- source link

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