symbisexual-disaster:creme-meme:symbisexual-disaster:creme-meme:Stat chart for Eddie Brock but the c
symbisexual-disaster:creme-meme:symbisexual-disaster:creme-meme:Stat chart for Eddie Brock but the categories are: New Yorker, queerness, “dramatique”, protecting the innocent, logic, muscles, thighs, and eating properly.@ donny THESE are the optimum Eddie qualities, so far I would say you’ve only nailed “dramatique” and “not eating properly”peak Eddie Brock would be naked except for white (or heart patterned) boxers, with V crawling all over him but not covering him, in a fist fight with Johnny Storm in flame-on mode.Johnny Storm is the only one limiting damage and trying to avoid Eddie, and when confronted with the logic of ‘hey I’m a literal fire and fire is like your main weakness dude’, Eddie screams ‘I’M A NEW YORKER’ and charges at Johnny who has to extinguish himself just before he gets hit with 6′2 worth of muscles because Eddie’s, like, a hero or whatever nowV’s screaming in yellow boxes in the backgroundit checks all the boxes (logic is 0, dramatique, naked thighs, naked muscles, V crawling over his naked thighs and muscles, New Yorker stat is MAXED, and he’s protecting people from, uh, yea whatever).yOU dON’T GET tO TAKE WHAT I LOVE !!!!!!!!! -- source link