mrsalvaroarbeloa:Mycroft: Interesting, that soldier fellow. He could be the making of my brother. Or

mrsalvaroarbeloa:Mycroft: Interesting, that soldier fellow. He could be the making of my brother. Or make him worse than ever. Either way, we’d better upgrade their surveillance status. Grade 3. Active.Anthea: Sorry sir, whose status?Mycroft: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. BACK THE FUCK UP.DID YOU JUST ASK WHO THESE FINE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE?!THAT IS GODDAMN SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. MOTHERFUCKING WATSON.DON’T KNOW WHO ARE? WELL SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR SORRY ASS.SHERLOCK HOLMES IS A FUCKING GOD WALKING AMONGST MERE MORTALS. HE’S SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS, HE MAKES ALBERT EINSTEIN LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED FIFTH GRADER. THIS FLY BITCH IS SO FUCKING AWESOME, SOME RANDOM FUCKER ATTACKED HIM WITH A SWORD IN HIS APARTMENT AND SHERLOCK HOLMES FUCKING KICKED HIS SORRY ASS. AND DID HE TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT? FUCK NO, HE JUST SAT THERE AND READ A GODDAMN BOOK LIKE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED.AND JOHN WATSON? BITCH DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HOW BADASS THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS. HE’S A GODDAMN ARMY DOCTOR, HE FUCKING INVADED AFGHANISTAN AND SHIT. THEY TOLD HIM HE HAD TO GO BACK TO BRITAIN BECAUSE HE WAS WOUNDED, BUT IN REALITY HE WAS MAKING EVERYBODY ELSE LOOK BAD AND THEY WEREN’T COOL WITH THAT. HE HAD FUCKING A PSYCHOSOMATIC LIMP THAT NO ONE KNEW HOW TO CURE, BUT SHERLOCK FIXED THAT SHIT WITH A FUCKING JOG.WHEN THEY AREN’T BUSY SHAGGING EACH OTHER, THESE TWO MEN SOLVE CRIMES TOGETHER, AND KEEP LONDON SAFE LIKE ROBIN AND THE GODDAMN BATMAN.SO SHOW FUCKING SOME RESPECT, BITCH. -- source link
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