codyconnelly:wizardsmagic:rileylfox:“I said no house parties.”Looks like Edgar caught So
codyconnelly:wizardsmagic:rileylfox:“I said no house parties.”Looks like Edgar caught Sorin rockin’ it too hard. Seems like Sorin is caught between a rock and a hard place.New Headcanon: Every night, dear Grampa Markov visits Sorin with a new terrible pun (like all good vampire papas will do) “Oh Sorin, stop being such a wallflower.” “Why the stony expression?” “You’re supposed to be ingenious, not igneous!” “I’ve come to say goodnight and tuck you into bedrock.” “It’s sad when perfectly good masonry goes to waist.” “Y’know when I said you should become bolder, I didn’t mean an actual boulder.” “What a bargain! I didn’t know they had Sorin on shale!” “Shhhhh… You don’t need to thank me. In fact, I think you should save your voice. You’re sounding a bit gravelly.” -- source link
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