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pegasusdragontiger:magellan-88:ryverpenrad:magellan-88:ryverpenrad:magellan-88:ryverpenrad:magellan-88:yawpkatsi:wendigocanada:holahydra:I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d#THANK YOU SOMEBODY FOR SAYING THIS OTHER THAN ME#LIKE THANK FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO STOOD UP FOR ITTY BITTY STEVE SINCE CHILDHOOD#AND NOW HE HEARS THIS ITTY BITTY VOICE AND IS LIKE#FUCK IT’S A BABBY I CANNOT HIT THE BABBY HE IS SMOL WHY IS HE OUT RISKING HIS LIFE WHERE IS HIS GUARDIAN RN#WHY IS HE NOT IN SCHOOL FFSThose tags. ^^(Also I think the concept of BANTER during a fight is 100000% foreign to Bucky and he’s not sure how to process it!!!) Bucky totally adopts this smol not Stevie kid who is too full of fight me to not back down. I’m surprised he didn’t immediately wrap him in a blanket, throw him over his shoulder & then march up to Tony & lecture him about the responsibilities of caring for smol morons who are made of fight me. & Peter just sits there on Bucky’s shoulder all confused while Steve starts defending smol Stevie & smol not Stevie & Tony’s just lost & wondering when this went from a battle to a parent teacher conference. @bolontiku @ryverpenrad @ms-potts-to-you @misshyen @pegasusdragontiger @ghostsergeant“Anthony, you must take better care of your smols. They are smols, and their anger is too much. They are smols and they take on too much of the world until you’re having to kick a guy in the ass cause he’s picking on your smols. This smols nearly has all the ‘fight me’ of my smols and that is terrifying. You..must..care..for.. Smols”“Smols mean well but they’re dumb as rocks when it comes to self preservation. What is it with Starks & their inability to care for smols? Howard let Stevie jump out of a plane with no parachute” “buc” “shut up Stevie, you may be tall but you’re still smol, you just have more fight me, if that is even possible” “now, as I was saying Anthony, I know you don’t have much experience with smols but you have to watch them. 1 day they’re fighting in back alleyways & the next they’re breaking into POW camps wearing a STAGE COSTUME!! *points* SHUT UP STEVIE!!! Now, we’re going to quit this stupidity because I’m to damn old for this & we’re going to go teach you how to care for smol morons”*Bucky turning on his heel to talk with Tony, Tony following,…. Peter is still slung over Bucky shoulder he looks at Steve*“CAP HELP ME!”*Steve shrugs and puts his shield on his back and goes to collect his ‘smol’… Being Wanda*Lol Clint throws Natasha over his shoulder because they’re each other’s smol (it scares the others to see this but they see Natasha’s smirk so they just refuse to acknowledge it) & Rhodes, Sam, vision & T'Challa just look so lost while antman squeals & runs after them & the others quietly follow still looking unsure.Scott, being Scott, tries to be Sam’s smol… He even shrinks himself. T'Challa finally says something like “White people are strange.”Sam “Tell me about it”Scott, seeing Wanda with Steve goes an says “wait, if Captain America is the Winter Soldier’s smol…. And Scarlet Witch is Captain America’s smol…. Does that make Scarlet Witch Winter’s….. ‘Grand-smol’?”So Scott runs over & launches onto Natasha’s ass & starts debating smol lineage & the others get freaked out when she just debates him on itI love all this like love! @magellan-88 you know I wrote a I hope a funny Bucky short! I love all of this except one point …Natasha would totally carry off Clint. Clint is her smol (okay, she cedes him to Laura’s custody when Laura’s around, but Laura has absolutely entrusted Nat to look after him at work), his kids are her grand-smols, and you’ll never convince me otherwise!Rhodey tells T'Challa, “You have to be careful, though…their smolness gets to you. Tony’s my smol - we were at M.I.T together, I still don’t know how it happened! I got this damn suit just to keep his insane ass under control, now I’m running around saving the world!”T'Challa backs away. “I have a whole country of smols to take care of, I don’t want any more!”Somehow amid all the arguing, Vision logics that Bucky (being so protective of smols that he’ll stop mid-combat) can’t be the Vienna bomber, and somebody shuts Tony up long enough for Sam to tell T'Challa what they figured out about the bombing. So all the Avengers (now thoroughly pissed off) arrive in Vienna, and Rhodey doesn’t let Tony try to off Bucky (especially not in front of Peter), T'Challa nabs Zemo, and everybody apologizes and goes home in one piece.Happy Smol Ending -- source link

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