thoodleoo:>be in ancient athens 5th century bc>be a bard at a popular joint>be
thoodleoo:>be in ancient athens 5th century bc>be a bard at a popular joint>be playing my lyre and rocking those sweet tunes>some asshole keeps telling me to play some homer like a sellout>mainstream.vaseart>try to ignore him but he keeps shouting>finally give up and tell him that i’ll do him one better and play him the tale of bophades and his testicles>man looks at me like i’ve just spoken the sphinx’s riddle>asks me who in hades bophades is and why his testicles are important>’you mean you haven’t heard about bophades’ nuts?’>man breaks my lyre and goes on a rampage>city of athens votes for me to be ritually ostracized for 10 years for causing chaos>mfw -- source link
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