worstloki:theavengers:We protect the proper flow of time. I want you to help us fix it.Loki (2021&md
worstloki:theavengers:We protect the proper flow of time. I want you to help us fix it.Loki (2021—)I love how picking up the Tesseract broke reality. As if not picking it up would’ve left everything fine, even though it fell and slid across the floor and everything? Would nudging it with a foot and teleporting have had the same results? Recall the Hail Hydra and that Steve literally fought Steve and told him about Bucky, and Tony stood in a building which definitely had cameras with his whole iconic goatee out and got thwapped around by the Hulk and dropped the Tesseract all over the floor, scottie gave Tony a tiny heart attack, and there was a whole extra hulk rampaging around, but no, it was Loki picking up the Tesseract which really broke reality. Not the Avengers with their time travel meddling. ‘Twas Loki picking up the Tesseract. The timelines are a mess because he’s got a thing for the blue glowy teleportation cube.Loki: You know the Tesseract is the space stone, not the time stone right?TVA: Wait what?Loki: … Loki: So can I go now, or…? -- source link
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