geekandmisandry: bulbasaur-propaganda:Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was re
geekandmisandry: bulbasaur-propaganda: Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why: Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies Bulbasaur can take care of other animalsDoesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him. Nature control Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaurIt never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day timeWon’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart. evolves to a badass beast He’s too freaking strongup for hugsHe’s one of most loyal Pokemon everHe can dance -- source link