allerted: allerted:Ugh. You make me laugh. Just looking at you in the eyes is enough to scare you
allerted: allerted: Ugh. You make me laugh. Just looking at you in the eyes is enough to scare you into flooding your little Pull-Ups uncontrollably. I’m right am I not? You just peed in your flowery bedwetter training pants right now, didn’t you? Lift up that skirt, let me see your Pull-Ups, princess. Come closer, I want to put my hand on it. Ha-ha, that’s exactly what I thought, you stupid little pants-pisser. I shouldn’t even allow you to wear those, they’re too grown for you. That’s what big kids wear, isn’t it? When they just have accidents at night. That’s why they’re called ‘’Goodnites’. But you don’t pee yourself just at night, do you? I should have you waddle around in diapers. Thick, crinkly diapers for the big baby you are. Come, let’s go get some. Oh no, I’m not changing your Pull-Ups before we go out, silly. It’ll be way funnier if you leak at the store while we buy you your new diapers! That way everyone will see you clearly don’t belong in big girl Goodnites, but in nice dia-dees. Subscribe for more captionshttp://allerted.tumblr.com/tagged/caption -- source link