niqhtlord01: Hello again Rooster Teeth fighting fans!Turns out giving Freelancers free time to relax

niqhtlord01: Hello again Rooster Teeth fighting fans!Turns out giving Freelancers free time to relax was a bit of a mistake. Instead of laying down on a beach and relaxing, they sorta, kinda, more than average, decided to reflect on their military service and experienced mental breakdowns once they realized they were pawns. So to stop this mental degradation, and the following rampages, we decided to invite some of them to come join the senseless violence that is the Rooster Teeth Fighting Championship! Our next contender has had a long and hard road to get here. Being betrayed left and right by friends and comrades, it was only recently that he discovered people worth fighting for and has been fiercely protective of both the Red and Blue teams, even though he still wants to throw some of them through a windshield. Let’s give it up for the man who brought down Project Freelance, Agent WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle*Felix: I heard you’re having a bit of a head pain, need some baby aspirin?Wash: Cute. I heard you had a falling habit, need a parachute? Felix: *Draws knife and pistol* That blue bimbo isn’t here to save you this time.———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Cammie: Sorry to hear about your head injury, I can relate.Wash: I seriously doubt you can.Cammie: *Picks up Nugget* Trust me, you’re not the only one with head injuries. ———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Roman: Oh look, a super soldier that uses their head to stop bullets. Wash: Didn’t you get eaten by a giant bird?     Roman: *Points cane, gun cap pops off* I.Got.Better.———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Tex: One chance; turn around an leave. Wash: Funny, that’s my line.Tex: *Cracks neck* It won’t be funny when I break your spine.    ———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* US: What is it with traitors being in blue?Wash: What?!?! I’m not a traitor!US: *flips coin, turns into nano-tech cloud* If the stories I heard were true didn’t you shoot one of your friends?  ———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Sarge: Son, you chose the wrong side in this war.Wash: Seeing as Blue team’s won every fight since I joined I doubt it.Sarge: *Cocks shotgun* Exactly! You should have joined Red Team instead!     ———————————————————————————————————–Julian: *Hologram appears*Wash: Does it ever get better? The pain? The haziness? Julian: Not really, but having friends makes it bearable. Wash: *Loads Assault Rifle* Yeah, they really do.———————————————————————————————————– Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Wash: Can you stop calling yourself special forces? It’s insulting to the rest of us.Winter: How dare you! Wash: *Loads Assault Rifle* You let a second rate crime lord hijack a warship, decimate your fleet, then turn your soldiers against each other; even my team hasn’t screwed up that badly and they’re all idiots!  Church: *Shouts from crowd* Hey! They resent that! ———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Meta: *Growls*Wash: What is this, the third or forth time we’ve killed you?Sigma: *Appears* You’ve only defeat us twice, but whose keeping count? ———————————————————————————————————–Jaune: *Draws sword from shield, accidentally drops it*Wash: You sure you want to do this kid?Jaune: A hero doesn’t run from a fight.Wash: *Loads Assault Rifle* But unprepared heroes often die in one.———————————————————————————————————–Nemesis: *Nano-tech cloud appears and forms Nemesis*Wash: Let me guess, you’re the cursed spirit of a kid that died while vaping?Nemesis: What? Wash: *Loads Assault Rifle* I’m sure you’re scary for a bunch of other people, but with all the crazy shit I’ve seen this doesn’t even break my top ten. ———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Penny: Hello, what’s your special power?Wash: Well, I guess not dying when shot in the head. Penny: *Swords extend from her back* Wonderful! That does sound like a fascinating power to have.———————————————————————————————————-  Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Caboose: I don’t want to fight you.Wash: I stole the last cookie and gave it to Ruby.Caboose: *Pulls out Freckles* Well now I have to destroy you. ———————————————————————————————————- Locus: *Decloaks*Wash: I thought you were past this true warrior thing. Locus: I am, this is to see whose stronger. Wash: *Loads Assault Rifle* And here I thought I had head problems. ———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Salem: Haven’t you suffered enough? Why must you keep on fighting?Wash: You don’t stop fighting for your friends until you’re dead.Salem: *Eyes glow black* Then let me introduce you to your grave. ———————————————————————————————————– Wash: *Enters checking the chamber of his assault rifle* Church: Oh great, it’s the boy scout.Wash: Oh great, it’s the fuck up. Church: Draws sniper rifle* Come three feet closer and say that.  -- source link

More pics about