hsdclover:flavoracle:bizarre-trader:brozilek:linvala-the-memer:brozilek:drake-edh:bizarre-trader:TOD
hsdclover:flavoracle:bizarre-trader:brozilek:linvala-the-memer:brozilek:drake-edh:bizarre-trader:TODAY SPECIAL WARE: FLOOPY NAVIGATORIS WORST AND MOST OFFENSIVE OF NAVIGATORS, YUH FLOOP THINGS ALL OVER AND IF PERSON TRIES TO KIL, FLOOP FLOOPY NAVIGATORFLOOP MANY A THING, MAKE CHILDRENS QUICKLY AND WITHOUT RESPONSIBLE, DRAW AND DO THE THINK QUICKFLOOPY NAVIGATOR MAKE YEEN ANGRY. TWO MANAS TO FLOOP? AT INSTANCE SPEED? WITH EVASIVE? IF USE FLOOP YOURSELFI’ll take it!At two mana a floop, this is a great bargain!somehow i’ve convinced myself that deadeye’s a 2/2.every time, i’m like “deadeye’s good, but it’s not that good… i mean it costs 6 mana and it’s only a 2/2, that’s a decent tradeoff for such a powerful effect…”then i actually read the dang card and it’s still a 5/5. every time.Ive done the same thing @brozilek.2/2 deadeye is the berenstein bears multiverse theory of the mtg fandomIS NOT DRAGON BUT AS GUD AS FIVE WELL TRAINED SOLDIERSDOESNT EVEN SWORDNEED ANSWERS@flavoracle YEEN DEMAND EXPLANATION FOR FIVES OF FIVESThe spirit’s oar deals one damage. The spirit’s boat at ramming speed deals the other four.I imagine that the spirit begins rowing, getting faster and faster, then smashes the boat into the enemy’s body, a short beat, then bops them on the head with an oar.I love it! Maybe numbers appear above the enemy’s head as the damage is dealt. When the Deadeye Navigator sees only a 4 above the enemy, he gets angry and cracks his oar over their head too. What do you think, @thegoatsketcher? Any interest in turning this into one of your awesome comics? -- source link
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