literalfinnish:I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of th
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn) Lemu = Stench Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person) Sallittu = Permitted Kuuma = Hot Venäjä = Russia Letku = Hose Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate) Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers) Riutta = Reef Takaperä = Rearback Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”) Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp Pöljä = Dumbass Alapitkä = Lower Long Sälliperä = Bro Rear Paisua = To Swell Egypti = Egypt Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny) Kapee = Narow Koura = Large Hand Myrkky = Poison Tiukka = Tight Housu = Pant (as in pants) Vuoto = Leak Varvas = Toe Möykky = Lump Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis) Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals) Vetelä = Sloppy Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village) Punaperä = Redrear Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it) Terska = Foreskin Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”) Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”) Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River Oranki = Orangutang Vyöni = My Belt Kiimamaa = Heatland Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead” Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly) Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language. Some of these are just plain silly! xD -- source link