romeoandorjuliet: Romeo and/or Juliet, my choose-your-own-path version of Romeo and Juliet with over
romeoandorjuliet: Romeo and/or Juliet, my choose-your-own-path version of Romeo and Juliet with over a hundred endings illustrated by the best artists working today, comes out June 7th! It’s got FOUR playable characters, secret endings, secret books-within-a-book, a comic book section, AND MORE - and we’re spending the month until release playing the book, starting at the first page, seeing what happens, and letting YOU decide what happens next! You can also pre-order the book right now - and when you do you can enter to win FREE ART and PRIZES! :0 Yesterday our choice as Juliet was to chat up some dudes or ignore the friggin’ dudes, and you decided that you can’t spell “dudes” without “duds” and therefore they must be stone cold ignored: IGNORE THE DUDES You ignore the dudes. They ask you how you’re doin’, and then they ask you if you know what their shirts are made of, and then they tell you they’re made of “boyfriend material,” and then they ask you if your daddy is a baker because you’ve got some hot buns, and then they go away. When you’re done with your drink you order another, and at the end of your fifth you’ve decided, hey, why are YOU the one running away from home? Your parents are the ones who are freaky marriage- happy weirdos! YOU should be the one kicking THEM out!! Right? RIGHT?? Right! So you slam down some money to pay for your beers. You’re about to leave when you think, “Hey, whoah, maybe I should actually drink some water before running back home super drunk.” Do you? OPTION H20: Drink the water OPTION H2NO: Well, actually, water in this time period isn’t always the cleanest and is usually drawn from the same sources we put our sewage in. In contrast, the water used in beer has been boiled and the alcohol in it can kill bacteria, so yeah, I think beer’s fine. *** Reblog to drink the water, fav to not drink the water, and if you HAVE already preordered the book, be sure to enter here for a chance to win fabulous prizes. And if you haven’t got your copy reserved, why wait?! WHY WAIT H2O! -- source link