romeoandorjuliet:Romeo and/or Juliet, my choose-your-own-path version of Romeo and Juliet with ove
romeoandorjuliet: Romeo and/or Juliet, my choose-your-own-path version of Romeo and Juliet with over a hundred endings illustrated by the best artists working today (SERIOUSLY THEY’RE THE BEST), comes out June 7th! It’s got multiple playable characters, secret endings, secret books-within-a-book, a comic book section, AND MORE - and we’re counting down the month until release starting at the first page, seeing what happens, and letting YOU decide what happens next! You can also pre-order the book right now - which to me sounds like a real good idea?? Yesterday the choice Juliet had was to let her mom keep talking, or to interrupt and learn a little more about how big rooster sex parts are. The winner by a slim margin was to learn rooster science, so that’s what we’ll do! THANKS, INTERNET. Again there’s only one choice in the first node, so we’ll keep going and get TWO nodes today! *** LEARN MORE ABOUT ROOSTER PARTS, HOW BIG ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? Gosh, I don’t know … about the size of a small egg? Okay. Cool. Gross. MOVING ON Your mom says she wants you to get married and have kids right away. You know, like she did when she was twelve! She says you’re overdue, Juliet! MOMS, am I right?? Anyway, she’s organized this party tonight so that you can meet your future husband, to whom you are, as of a few hours ago, already promised. She’s set it all up, wheels are already in motion, so you’ll definitely be marrying the dude you meet tonight. Also, she says, it’s a masked ball, so everyone will be hiding their faces! You note to yourself that this is a terrible themed party to have if you actually want to judge how attractive people are, so this dude she wants you to marry must be have some problems. “Juliet,” your mom says, “don’t you think this surprise mandatory arranged marriage is the most wonderful news??” Alright, this is getting serious. If you keep doing everything your mother asks of you, you’re going to end up married to a stranger, and not just any stranger, but one who thinks the best way to meet women is to get their moms to promise women to him sight unseen. You wanna get out of here, see the world, maybe start making some decisions for yourself? Or do you want to say “Yes Mom” automatically? OPTION ADVENTURE: Run past them, tear out of the house, never look back OPTION MAYBE MARRIAGE IS ITS OWN ADVENTURE: Say “Yes Mom” automatically. *** Reblog to run away for new adventures, fav to stay put and agree with your Mom and see what she’s got up her sleeve, and we’ll go with the winning option tomorrow! And don’t forget to order your copy of the book! <3 -- source link