Oh my God, Guy, we’ve talked about this. Look at you. Ugh. I don’t even know whe
Oh my God, Guy, we’ve talked about this. Look at you. Ugh. I don’t even know where to start, baby, it’s like a fat woman’s track suit had sex with Spock’s bowl cut and gave birth. I mean for one thing, that hair clashes so badly with the vest. Gingers can wear green now, honey, I know it’s not the Dark Ages anymore, but there’s a line. I’ve seen Roy looking very dapper in some shades. You’d look lovely in a forest green or maybe a light, refreshing mint, but this? This just screams “department store athletics section”. And that line down your thigh? What are we, Guy, honey, a zebra? No. It’s not slimming, baby, it’s doing nothing for you. I haven’t even mentioned that awful white leather monstrosity around your waist, either. Absolutely atrocious. Come on, Guy, it’s ruining your silhouette, and it just adds all this awful bulk to your hips - and no offense, sweetie, but you cannot afford to make those look wider than they are. And that vest with those pants? I understand comfort, Guy, but it looks like you just rolled out of bed. Don’t cover up those muscles! Work it, girlfriend. Don’t be afraid to flaunt what your momma gave you. Come on, Guy. I know you can do this. Get a haircut and swap out the sweats for some latex and you could have something here. -- source link
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