sashayed: sashayed:#forever grateful for how chris evans chose to play this scene#because it allow
sashayed: sashayed: #forever grateful for how chris evans chose to play this scene#because it allows me to lay over it the most beautiful of interpretations to wit: #that steve is experiencing that horribly awkward moment when you’re attracted to someone and it makes you too aware of your own body #on the outside he’s all calm but on the inside it’s like#‘RED ALERT CAPTAIN ROGERS THIS IS A FOUR ALARM HOTNESS SITUATION!! #oh god what am i doing with my hands what do i do with my hands is there some kind of like – protocol – #should i hook them in my belt loops? maybe? FUCK this doesn’t feel right #GODDAMN IT STEVE YOU SPENT SIX HOURS LAST NIGHT IN A COLD WAR WIKIPEDIA SPIRAL #YOU COULDN’T HAVE GOOGLED ‘WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR HANDS IN 2014’ ?!?!? #okay calm down rogers calm down be cool it’s fine he didn’t notice just put them in your pockets easy does it totally normal nothing to see #SHIT now that my hands are in my pockets i can’t just STAND here looking like i’m trying to puff up my massive chest HE MUST THINK I’M SUCH #A #TOOL #okay here it is here’s the plan: the lean #just – lean – on the wall #u can do it steve ol buddy remember when you used to actually need to lean on stuff and just play it like that #leaaaaaaan on over #just casual #reaaaaaaal casual #YES. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE POSITION. I AM SO CASUAL AND NORMAL. THIS IS WHERE MY HANDS SHOULD GO. #EXCELLENT TACTICAL DECISION MAKING UNDER PRESSURE CAPTAIN ROGERS #WHY THANK YOU CAPTAIN ROGERS.’ (gyzym) just bringing back my favorite post in the whole world -- source link