mardinofchatzuk: “See? I told you my shotgun’s a Häkke too.”“You don&rs
mardinofchatzuk: “See? I told you my shotgun’s a Häkke too.”“You don’t prefer something with less silly marketing?”“You still sore about that?”“Me? No, nooo. Why would I be sore?”“Uh—”“You just constantly dump on my weapon preferences, sure, but why would I take that personally? No, not in the least.”“My dude, you know I don’t give a dreg’s toe-claw about your personal weapon preferences. If I get on your case about your… your… Häkke fandom, it’s because I hate to see you taken in by their dumb retrogressive PR schlock. You’re a smart guardian; you can make your own weapon selections regardless of the foundries’ attention-grabbing.”“Did it ever occur to you that’s exactly what I do, and I like Häkke products so much because they happen to fit my needs and preferences very well?”“No, I guess that didn’t occur to me, because nobody’s ever just naturally such a perfect customer.”“That’s a very cynical attitude, my friend. You should take some time to think about why you’re so distrustful?”“Distrustful? Of a weapons manufacturing corporation? I’m distrustful because no matter how nice their guns are, I damn well know they’re out to get my glimmer, and they’ll get it however they can, by hook or by crook!”“Nobody says that anymore.”“Oh yeah? Plenty of folks may think capitalism died with the Golden Age, but let me tell you it survived the Collapse as surely as the techno-plagues of Clovis Bray are still lurking be—”“No, I mean ‘by hook or by crook.’ That’s like ancient language. No one says that.”(Somerled-D w/ Häkke History) -- source link
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