I just don’t understand why, with all the power of modern technology on my side, I cannot get

I just don’t understand why, with all the power of modern technology on my side, I cannot get an in-focus, well-lit, non-grainy photo of myself indoors.[Image description: one full-body photo of a young woman (me) with pin curled bright orange hair.  It’s mostly pulled into a ponytail that’s tied with a blue, purple, and green floral print scarf, but my bangs are all hanging together in one curl on my forehead.  I’m standing in front of a white wall, with a black cane with blue-and-orange floral print in my left hand.  I’m wearing a short-sleeved black velvet dress that goes to about mid-calf.  It has a built-in white shirt collar sort of setup at the neck, with a little black ribbon bow under said collar.  Under the dress, I’m wearing blue tights.  I have on red lipstick and black-and-grey sneakers.  As always, I’m wearing my round silver glasses.] -- source link

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