Stormy: You gots foods again. Gimme. Me, after doing a quick check to see if dogs can have apples an
Stormy: You gots foods again. Gimme. Me, after doing a quick check to see if dogs can have apples and sees it’s OK: Ok, you wanna try a slice? Stormy: What this Me: It’s an apple. It’s tasty! Try a little piece to see if you like it. Stormy: *tries to eat apple and gives up* No like. Me: Are you sure? You barely licked it. Here. *holds up apple slice again for her to sniff and bite* Stormy: I… no like. Where PB? Me: I ate my sandwich already. There’s no more peanut butter in here. Stormy: Why Me: Because I ate it? You’re a terrible listener. Stormy: Gimme PB and I listen Me: Sorry, no peanut butter. You can have as many apples as you want, though. Stormy: Why you mean to me Me: *sighs and gives her half a dental chew* Stormy: YAY THIS BETTER Me: You really are a Smith. Can’t say no to a good carb. -- source link