“Oh hi, finally coming around?Thanks again for coming over for dinner and sorry about the drugs in y
“Oh hi, finally coming around? Thanks again for coming over for dinner and sorry about the drugs in your drink, but there’s no way I could’ve handled you myself. You were much easier to get in the roasting pan and truss with cooking twine while you were unconscious. I already basted you, stuffed your ass and plugged it with a zucchini so now we’re just waiting for the oven to preheat. I know you can’t talk with that apple in your mouth but there’s not much to say anyway, right? You just sit tight while I finish this gravy and we’ll have you in the oven in about ten minutes. I’m so excited - you’re going to be a fantastic roast!” -- source link
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