unseenphil:bigredrobot:rubbish78:dogfromfallout:#how many times has obi-wan had to get a new robe #“
unseenphil:bigredrobot:rubbish78:dogfromfallout:#how many times has obi-wan had to get a new robe #“where did your old robe go obi-wan” #“let me guess” #“you took it off for dramatic effect and lost it again” (via @megatons)HE WENT THROUGH SIX ROBES SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE CLONE WARS.SIX.Robey-Wan Kenobi.You know, maybe that was his real disguise on Tatooine. Dude stopped changing his robe since, well, hermit, and can’t replace them so easy. Imperial spies checking out whether -this- Kenobi was the same as the other one would report back, “Dude, he has like, one robe in his closet, he can’t be the guy you described.”Vader just sort of nods. “And you made sure he’d have an excuse to dramatically shrug it off at the slightest prompting?”“Yeah, he just sort of hunched over and said “Excuse me and walked away.” “You’re right. It’s not Obi-wan, he could never resist that. You may go.” And the spy leaves, just happy to not be force-choked. -- source link