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aqueerkettleofish:aqueerkettleofish: borgevino: cricketcat9: pbandjesse: thebabbagepatch: curlicuecal: curlicuecal: anotheralexandros: squaliformes: squaliformes: (source) i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died these are making my day Okay, this one’s killing me: These ones got me: Ooohhh noo I can’t breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face Have a very, VERY good laugh people this post is missing the BEST ONE: I accidentally trained my entire department at a fortune 500 company to use one of my personal safewords. @grammarmancer replied:How do you say that and not give details.The safeword in question is “Clarity.” Basically, it means “there is the possibility of miscommunication”…. it could mean “I think I’ve misheard you”, “I think you misheard me”, or even “I think we’re communicating perfectly, but I’m going to double check and make sure there isn’t a misunderstanding I didn’t notice.”When I’m subbing, it usually runs like this: “Clarity: I am instructed to do this”When I’m topping, it usually runs like: “Clarity: this is permitted, except for that.”And at work, I accidentally once said: “Clarity: You want me to shut down the server process, not reboot the actual server.” I was actually incorrect, but my normally snippy and kind of dense boss responded well to that phrasing… and then my co-workers realized that it was a good way to talk to a boss who sometimes interpreted asking for clarification as an argument… -- source link