dramatic-audio:nihhon:oh no jons so clumsy he’s gonna cook too much food all the time til ma
dramatic-audio:nihhon: oh no jons so clumsy he’s gonna cook too much food all the time til martin lives in the archives [ID: a black and white line art comic of Jon and martin from The Magnus Archives. It opens on a desk with a cup of tea, a cup of instant ramen, a packaged pastry, and an open box of other snacks. A title card reads, “Season 1, living in the archives.” There is a montage of Martin: first eating the instant ramen with chopsticks, then absently eating the pastry while he reads. Text beside him says, “(multitasking and doing research for a statement).” An off-screen voice says, “Martin. Can I have a few words with you?” The comic pans out to reveal Jon standing in the doorway, with his arms crossed and an unimpressed frown on his face. Martin stands up from his desk in a panic, looking over at Jon. He says, “J-Jon! The report is almost ready, sorry for taking so long!” Jon responds, “Calm down, I’m here on my lunch break. And it’s not about the report anyway.” Martin says, “No?…” Jon walks over to Martin, still with an unimpressed expression. He says, “Martin. You can’t keep eating this junk. It’s unhealthy and it smells horrible.” Martin sheepishly responds, “Well uh… Sorry, but there isn’t much I can do… It’s not like I can cook in the archives, and… grabbing take-outs every day is- uh… a bit expensive, you know? My budget’s been…” Jon says, “I know.” Martin hesitatingly responds, “…Ah.” Jon asks, “You have any allergies?” Martin responds, “What?” Jon pulls up a chair to sit across from the table from Martin, putting a bag on the table in front of him. He sighs and says, “Food allergies, Martin. You have any?” Martin says, “Uh- No? I don’t think so.” Jon says, “Alright.” Martin continues, “Listen, Jon, I can just go and eat my noodles in the hallway if the smell-” Jon looks up at Martin with a neutral expression, offering a small bento box as Martin continues, “-bothers you… too much?” Martin stares at the offered food for a beat before asking, “What’s this.” Jon says, “Curry rice, stuffed cabbage rolls, and vegetables. I- hm… I cooked too much yesterday. Not the most appetizing meal, sure, but certainly better than noodles. So if you’re done standing like a- MARTIN?!” Tears start streaming down Martin’s face as he holds the box with both hands, looking at Jon. Jon, surprised and frantic, holds his hands out and says, “Ah come on!! No need to… Uh… It’s- It’s okay!!” End ID] -- source link
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