stfudipshits:sexselector:one time i saw these two boys throwing rocks at geese. so i picked up a
stfudipshits: sexselector: one time i saw these two boys throwing rocks at geese. so i picked up a big rock and shot putted it at them over some tall brush. they squealed out in surprise cause it almost hit one of their empty heads.then i went to grab a pistol and by the time i got back, they were gone. i await the next opportunity to throw rocks with baited breath. Boys: Haha look at those stupid birds Sexselector: Birds? BIRDS!?!?!? “Bird” is a derogatory British slang term for a Woman! Boys: No we were talking about the geese… Sexselector: FUCK YOU SHITLORD STOP RAPING ME! Sexselector(At home on computer): YEAH I SURE SHOWED THEM I THREW A ROCK AT THEM AND WOULD HAVE KILLED TWO CHILDREN IF THEY HADNT RAN AWAY(THEY TOTALLY RAN AWAY THIS HAPPENED) ARENT I COOL FOR THIS TOTALLY NEAR MURDER OF TWO CHILDREN I ALMOST DID wazzamatter? you have boy kids who act fools? i feel sorry for you.i remain happy to fuck up bird-torturers. -- source link