xybern:rnlaing: lastoneout:Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omgWhen i h
xybern:rnlaing: lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’ they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’ and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. i have really bad acid reflux, so i had to get an endoscopy a couple years ago. i went under just fine, but when i woke up i SWEAR i heard a cat meowing so i asked the nurse if they had a cat and she said no (obviously) and i was so devastated i almost started crying -- source link
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