firebirdscratches:turtlepated:accioturtur:ladycyon:spartathesheltie:elliottheamericanbulld
firebirdscratches: turtlepated: accioturtur: ladycyon: spartathesheltie: elliottheamericanbulldog: themotherfuckingclickerkid: This is the funniest thing I have ever read Omfg this is…interesting… Also, my mom has said plenty of times that she’d rather dog sit Elliot than watch a baby for me so I think my parents are going to live if I never have kids. idk man, my mom keeps telling me i should get another dog. Reblog if you also want to chase down something in the woods and rip its still-beating heart out, together with your replacement child fur baby. I’ll tell you what G. Shane Morris. When I no longer have to face the thought of having to explain to my toddler about how they cannot get a job that will actually support their future without a college degree and they cannot get a college degree without taking out student loans that they will literally spend the rest of their life paying back and they’ll have to do so while living in their parent’s home which is actually their grandparent’s home because buying a home is no longer an attainable goal… Then I will have a whole herd of human babies. Until then I will content myself with a pack of fur babies I can raise with no guilt over what kind of future they’ll be faced with when they grow big and strong and toothy and fluffy and beautiful. Do not speak to me or my four legged meowing daughter ever again. Good day to you. When will Boomers realize that we are fucking POOOOOOORRRRRRR DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE KIDS ARE??? FIDO DOESN’T OUTGROW HIS REEBOKS EVERY MONTH, I DON’T NEED TO PAY HIS TUITION DEBORAH. -- source link