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youtastelike-sunlight:maskedlinguist:lizjamesbitch:patbaer:wellthatsjustgreat:babygrot:not-so-futureben:eatmoremacandcheese:“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap todayI want to buy Dan from Optus dinnerWow!That last one is a very polite burn. A+Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.Dan from Optus is a bloody legend. -- source link