dare-i-say-asexual:gluttonforpunsihment:particularscarf:search-the-castle:quadrants:nitwit
dare-i-say-asexual: gluttonforpunsihment: particularscarf: search-the-castle: quadrants: nitwitsandthingamabobs: shinichiwinchester: lonely—mountain: ridiculousinpiccadilly: gallifrey-feels: lizrrd-queen: satanslittlebuttercup: *nearby lesbian laughter* *muffled asexual snickering* *conflicted pansexual noises* *moderately panicked bisexual muttering* HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control. Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not. Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not. Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people. *asexual snickering increases in volume* why are they like this -- source link