silvertons:Your teammates are excited to meet you. No, they’re not. Ticketing and sales people, they
silvertons:Your teammates are excited to meet you. No, they’re not. Ticketing and sales people, they’re excited to meet me. My teammates, 75 percent think I’m the next San Diego Chicken. The other 25 just want to see me shower. And I bet your manager thinks you should have called up Walker instead of me, that I’m just here because of all that. But none of that matters, you know why? No, but color me intrigued. Because today I’m the starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres. -- source link