travytravtrav:thesmugasexual, I couldn’t find an appropriate gif for our email chain so I had
travytravtrav:thesmugasexual, I couldn’t find an appropriate gif for our email chain so I had to make this. May this haunt your darkest nightmares…Have I told you lately how much I appreciate this very special brand of friendship we have going on, travytravtrav?You say this like you don’t think I find adamantium crotch welding absolutely hilarious and worthy of a chatwatch in which you will, inevitably, take part. For posterity, an abbreviated version of said email chain:The Smug Asexual: This made me think of you, due to my great sadness that we will not be able to watch (together, in person) the harrowing tale of an intergalactic janitor princess and her space werewolf boyfriend. Though I’m disappointed that “If Channing Tatum Were Your Boyfriend” didn’t turn out to be some kind of “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” scenario. (And can we truly be sure that the man is not a closet Žižek fan?)The Glorious Unipire: If you gave a Channing Tatum a cookie, he would lecture you about how carbs are an oppressive ideology perpetuated by the discourses of late capitalism, and then use it as a coaster for his wheat grass celery smoothie in between sets of the special kind of sit-ups that he invented.The Smug Asexual: While I can see that scenario happening (possibly because it was an actual scene in Magic Mike that I have since repressed?), I was thinking of some sort of hilarious chain of events that begins with Channing Tatum becoming someone’s boyfriend and ends with that person becoming a UN Goodwill Ambassador to Mars, the commander of a subservient army of dudebros, or the proud owner of an adamantium-welding empire, or something. (Doubtless the discourses of late capitalism would still play a part in any of these scenarios, of course.) -- source link
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