hockeylvr42: chibi-masshuu: thethp:aampharros:accordingtomyresearch:drneverland:one-for-all-
hockeylvr42: chibi-masshuu: thethp: aampharros: accordingtomyresearch: drneverland: one-for-all-plus-ultra: themightyglamazon: sexycraisinthanos: themightyglamazon: next-time-you-invite-pam: justgot1: lindsayribar: gerrycanavan: I’m afraid of Americans This is super real. Completely accurate. @pre-successful America exposed. It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go” If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die ACCURATE If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.” also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea” if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown this is all accurate and i hate it My Best Friend reblogged this. “It’ll be just a minute” means it will actually be 30 minutes -- source link