phdna:lunariagold:loki-on-mjolnir:loki-on-mjolnir:dianadethemyscira:Jane hitting Thor (again) with h
phdna:lunariagold:loki-on-mjolnir:loki-on-mjolnir:dianadethemyscira:Jane hitting Thor (again) with her car requested by anon #what’s funny about this is that thor literally walked right behind the car as it was moving#do you think he’s just so used to being sturdier than fucking vibranium that it didn’t even cross his mind that something like this could hu#thor as his normal aesir self is actually a tank#he gets hit with shit all the time and nothing happens#kurse threw that fucking rock at him in tdw and he was maybe dazed for like two seconds#so in this scene he sees this car going backwards but is like ‘I was walking here first and they can just hit me for all I care’ bc he think#well sorry thor buddy I got some news for you about how mortal bodies work (via thorsbiceps)#100% fully accepted#that opening battle scene in the twd literally has arrows pinging right off him#not midgardian arrows but maurader arrows that are strong enough to put the vanir in trouble#and when the leviathan explodes in the avengers#thor literally just throws up a hand to keep the fire and molten rock from getting in his face#he is absolutely used to shit just bouncing right off him#now i want thor on midgard post-tdw getting hit by cars and stuffs#no wait not just cars#fucking semi trucks#and he just gets kind of knocked back a step#and there’s a giant dent in the front grill#meanwhile thor’s like w/e i’ve got places to be#and keeps crossing the street (via thorkizilla)*large moving object approaching Thor*Thor: I’m a large moving object bitchHeadcanon status: -- source link