theclinicdoctor42:dumbandpretty:This looks intense; I’d like to try it.Inventory Shipmen
theclinicdoctor42: dumbandpretty: This looks intense; I’d like to try it. Inventory Shipment Department: “TS003-D21, we apologize for the unorthodox vacuum ceiling method but our pump seems to be on the fritz. Doctor 21 left very clear instructions to make sure you were well packaged for shipment to his Living Pod. Yes, the Hitachi is absolutely necessary to quicken your breathing. We promise as soon as you have all of that excess air sucked out we’ll pop two straws through the plastic and into your nostrils. Brain cells? Oh don’t worry, we don’t expect there will be too much loss. Besides, based on the way you were struggling when we slipped you in that bag those are likely all Standard Brain Cells. In the long run, you’ll be happy to see them go. There we go. Almost tight enough. You look like you’re ready for the straws.” -- source link