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roninkairi: deliciouspirategod: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: asymbina: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cydonianmystery: shadyparakoopa: slaaneshite: dr-n-tropy: cartoon: ITS TIME TO STOP City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do. I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die can you yabba-dabba fucking dont @thefingerfuckingfemalefury :P THESE MENTAL IMAGES ARE YABBA DABBA DISTRESSING There’s a legend about Cleopatra having a stone or ivory or whatever dildo, but hollowed out so it could be filled with bees, making the world’s first vibrator (it’s not true, of course, and I’m not sure it would work at all) Normally I would be like “okay but it has to be worth a try” but1) I don’t wanna distress the bees and2) this seems like a really good way to have a weird trip to the emergency room ….O.O …. Cleopatra you kinky queen. I AM BEGINNING TO SUSPECT MAYBE GOZER AND THANOS HAD THE RIGHT IDEA AFTER ALL -- source link