romans-art:romans-art:couldn’t not draw this for those of u who want the super secret script f
romans-art:romans-art:couldn’t not draw this for those of u who want the super secret script for this lost xwp episode, here’s one my friend and I created I mean found in Rob Tapert’s abandoned files:-TITLE: “All’s Fair”-takes place in s5 when Ares loses his godhood-the whole episode is a WWE parody where everyone has to enter a tournament and battle each other to the top to get some mcguffin-Ares is in it for his own greed. Aphrodite is in it for her own vanity. Xena and Gabrielle are trying to get it to save a village-and ofc there are a whole host of obligatory warlords who all think they’re going to get to the top. They hype up the leader but he gets knocked out first round and then it’s just a whole line of them squaring up for revenge. Cue the montage sequence of Gabrielle, Aphrodite, Ares, and Xena all kicking the shit out of them one at a time. -everyone thinks at first the Xena and Ares fight is going to be the most brutal (and it’s pretty acrobatic, sure) but then Aphrodite steps up into the ring next round and absolutely WASTES him. Xena and Gabrielle watch from the sidelines, wincing.-Joxer is the referee. At one point Aphrodite flirts with him in order to get an automatic win so Xena loses that bracket. “Sometimes it takes a warm touch, Warrior Babe,” Aphrodite says to Xena with a wink. Xena goes to grab her God-Killing Chakram but is stopped by Gabs-There’s bets going around in the whole arena and one person who bets on Aphrodite. Everyone groans when she wins. Aphrodite blows her only fan a kiss and he just passes tf out-after Aphrodite gets eliminated she allocates herself the job of being the hot girl who struts around holding the sign over her head that tells the crowd what round it is. She has to get dragged off the stage at one point when the crowd is too enthralled by her instead of the fight.“Ow! What?? Can you blame a girl?”“Yes,” say Xena and Gabrielle in emphatic unison-in the end it’s Xena and Gabrielle against each other. Gabrielle wins and they save the town but as they walk away Gabrielle says, “You let me win didn’t you?” and Xena goes, “what?????? noooooooo”-end episode -- source link