“Hey, big brother! I totally aced my second interview today! They hired me on the spot! Th
“Hey, big brother! I totally aced my second interview today! They hired me on the spot! They told me I was gonna start Monday, then took me to find a uniform shirt. They didn’t have any in my size, so I just said to gimme whatever they had in the closet and I can order one that fits better after I get my phone bill paid next month. Then they asked if I could start tomorrow! You should come eat lunch every day so I can serve you!” -- source link