“Oh my God, I can’t believe my big brother let me tag along to one of his cool f
“Oh my God, I can’t believe my big brother let me tag along to one of his cool friends’ parties! You sure they don’t know I’m not 21? Oh my God. You….are amazing. I owe you SO big. Like…HUGE. No, seriously…‘cause I’m a lightweight and I’m probably gonna get wwwwwasted, and you’re gonna have to deal with me. Like, no, I’m not even kidding right now, you’re gonna have to carry me in the house with my tits falling out and, like, when I’m drunk I wanna make out with everybody. Are you sure you wanna handle all that? Oh my God. I love you. You…are the bestbrotherever. Tonight’s gonna be amazing!” -- source link