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twinkgirlboywife:randomingoftherandomness:christchex: dracophile: teapotsahoy: fallenangelvictorious: disregardcanon: pencilscratchins: miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s… Rio: …Tall Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people. Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!” Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.” I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now. Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known. Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea! Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first– Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung. All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers” If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.Peter: Who said anything about pretending?Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle -- source link