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nekoannie-chan:the1918:beloved-imp:madsrocketship:jackburtonsays:generalgemini-booknerd:the1918:has this been done before orWhere my science-ing ladies at? @jackburtonsays @areubeingserved I feel like you would appreciate this…Now I do love some science, especially cock science. Where is @beloved-imp? She’s one of my cockology colleagues. @beloved-imp we need your scientific journal review of the evidence PLEASEThis is very impressive, OP, but if we’re gonna apply math, then I believe we need to use a better picture. Might I suggest his infamous scene from his earlier masterpiece Not Another Teen Movie. Does the numbers still add up with better evidence? I’m going to posit that it does not. If for no other reason than you cannot get me to believe he’s over 6in. erect.That doesn’t mean I won’t go stupid on that Bostonian dick if I had the chance. Ya know, for science. @jackburtonsays @madsrocketship i understand your skepticism. however, there are two very specific reasons i chose the picture that i did. first, i needed an object of known size to use as reference. the fact that in this scene chris evans holds a regulation sized basketball right on hip is honestly so lucky that i’m starting to wonder if he wanted me to measure his goods.second, i needed a fairly unadulterated lateral dick line (scientific term). basically, i needed the dick to not be hanging or bunched, which means it couldn’t be from a picture of him standing or being covered by something like a ‘cock sock’ (or whipped cream), or any prop. so voila– the actual picture used to measure was one of about 20 still frames taken from this gif (also posted above), about right in the middle:in this gif, chris is jumping up and to his left. this means that when he is at the peak of his ballistic trajectory (i.e. the ‘top’ of the jump), inertia is keeping his dick off to the right and trailing behind him – creating our magic lateral dick line. there is also nothing but a couple of pairs of underwear (based on a comment from the film’s director) keeping the dick bunched (as you can see). again, the setup is almost too good to be true.the only room for improvement as far as a subject photo goes would be if his body was less angled. however, i did account for this by plugging a few quick figures into CAD engineering software, and i did the best with what i had on hand by having my husband pull down his shorts in our living room and emulate the action for me from different angles. provided chris exhibits a similar ‘show vs. grow’ ratio to the published averages, i am confident that my result is within half an inch of the truth.i feel the need to mention that i have not left my house in 7 weeks.I’m engineer, so I like Maths… Yeah… Maths… hoo boy this is the content I needed -- source link
#dick speculation#chris#nsfw