futaonfemme: likefuta:Art by nikcibI love absurd images. They allow for so much interpretati
futaonfemme: likefuta:Art by nikcib I love absurd images. They allow for so much interpretation.> She said she was into baseball…> Could this be seen as assault with a deadly weapon?> “How dare you suck my dick (for the last ten minutes)!”> “I’m so mad at you, I… I… I could just… ejaculate!”> She gives blowjobs so good, she’ll make you want to smack her with your cock!> The proper way to thank a futanari for a blowjob well done is to slap the taste out of her mouth.> Monica was sitting on the ground, vulnerable, so I ran up and bashed her in the face with the only weapon I had handy.> With a cock like that, a love tap could cause a concussion.> “Sorry about that. Reflex.” “Oh, it’s okay. (Do it again!)”> Maybe she wouldn’t have gotten her face slapped if she hadn’t been so fresh.> Looks like erections beget erections (when properly applied)!> “Been listening to Smash Mouth again?”> Explaining that bruise tomorrow is either going to be extremely awkward, or an epic tale and a badge of honor.> “I drub thee: Syr Cocksucker!” -- source link