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thedaft1:thecheshirecass: shotfromguns: everydayconman: hollowedskin: fatsexybitch: coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh. …..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground? you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met my quintessential example of this: i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did. i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour. I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour. Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour -- source link