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standbyyourmantis: jumpingjacktrash: ayellowbirds: glampersand: fozmeadows: scienceofsarcasm: Evening Post: August 12, 1899. “She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”I would love to know what this means. I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”. it is absolutely code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy” As is the case with boxing, it most likely means that she was precise and methodical. So, yes. She punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy. “to the delight of several colliers who were passing” just imagining these coal miner bros standing around all WHOO YOU GO GURL I GOT UR HUGE FLOWER HAT BB KICK HIS ASS It’s really hard to choose a favorite part of this story. Give a whole new meaning to this little number:(source) -- source link