thoodleoo:>ides of march 44 bce>be julius caesar>be going to the senate&g
thoodleoo: >ides of march 44 bce>be julius caesar>be going to the senate>remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to>eh.fresco>show up at the senate>this asshole cimber tries to get my attention>wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile>tell him to fuck off for now>cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down>tell him what the fuck, this is violence>this other asshole casca stabs me>jupiter fuck that hurts>now everyone starts stabbing me>why>see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him>he comes over and stabs me too>betrayal.fresco>ask him what the fuck>he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more”>wat>ask him “brutus, what is updog?”>all of the assassins burst into laughter>just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke>should’ve listened to that soothsayer>mfw -- source link
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