playthatsadtrombone:“—a revolutionary approaches the gate to the Republic and meets two National Gua
playthatsadtrombone:“—a revolutionary approaches the gate to the Republic and meets two National Guardsmen blocking the way. One Guard always tells the truth, and one Guard always lies—”“COMBEFERRE“—a revolutionary is brought into a hospital with a terrible bayonet wound, bleeding profusely. The only mother he has is the Republic, who grasps his hand as he is rushed into the operating room; but when the surgeon on duty sees the revolutionary—”“GODDAMMIT COMBEFERRE”“—IF A REVOLUTIONARY THAT WEIGHS 150 LIVRES IS SHOT ATOP A BARRICADE AND TOPPLES TO THE GROUND AT THE SAME MOMENT THAT A JACOBIN FLAG THAT ALSO WEIGHS 150 LIVRES—”“SERIOUSLY COMBEFERRE NOW IS NOT THE TIME” -- source link