thatryguy:gefallenengel:starfuckerblog:callmebishop:jaleha:youareanobject:(via fckinghaw
thatryguy: gefallenengel: starfuckerblog: callmebishop: jaleha: youareanobject: (via fckinghawt, alphamale) Him: “Yeah, so I just told you something that means more to me than anything, and I’m pretty sure you weren’t listening, as you stole glances at my chest and nipples every chance you could, licked your lips while eying my calves, and zoned out while trying see how much of my peen you could see through my nylon shorts. Plus you stuck your finger softly into my belly-button, quickly, just once. You obviously only talk to me because of the way I look, and the fact that my masculinity makes you feel accepted by society, since you are accepted by me. Which is fine, but I listen to you when you talk, which is usually about your fears and your feelings and what it’s like to be gay, so it would be nice if you just showed me the same courtesy.” You: “Totally, totally…wait, what?” Genius youareanobject. Pure genius. -- source link