meanwhilebackinthedungeon: – Frank Frazetta This Savage Barbarian Princess Has Some Unusual No

meanwhilebackinthedungeon: – Frank Frazetta This Savage Barbarian Princess Has Some Unusual Notions… but please cosider displaying some cultural sensitivity, her pets seem a little touchy… Never trust anyone who can read; they are keeping secrets from you. Stray cats turn into vengeful ghosts during the New Moon. Making eye contact with a wizard endangers your soul. Clan mythology warns of any interaction with winged creatures. Terror of torches; they dull the senses and get you shot full of arrows. Behead every snake you see or they will hunt down your shade in the afterlife. Armor makes you look weak. Accepting freely offered gifts may cloud your mind and make you the unwitting servitor of the giver; goods must be earned through labor or stolen fair and square. Eating fruits and vegetables erodes the warrior’s prowess. Only fear your enemies after they are dead. Insects tiny enough to enter your ear canal can (and will try to) steal your knowledge. Fear of fear itself; owing to immersion in barbarous stoicism from youth, any terror exhibited by others will trigger pent up anxieties. Just good advice -- source link

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